Sean Hannity’s Advertisers

As of 8/4-2017, these are the companies advertising on Fox during Sean Hannity’s show. You know, the Sean Hannity of ‘Sandy Hook never happened’ (it did), ‘Hillary killed Seth Rich’ (she didn’t), and ‘Why sure, I’ll allow myself to be waterboarded to prove it isn’t torture!’ (he never did, not even for charity).

So if you’re tired of the fake-news spin Fox News and the whole Murdoch empire has dumped on the viewing public for the last two decades, you might want to let these companies know you have doubts about their dollars ultimately funding an anti-American terrorist organization.

23andMe (was considering it, but now not through your company.)

Australian Dream (I can buy local pain remedies, mate.)

Bayer (Just not this one.)

Beaches (yeah, no, not for me, anyway, since I hate the ocean and avoid the sun.)

Booking.com (who’re your competitors? Guess I’ll find out.)

CA Technologies (a company whose blurb is ‘Architecting the Modern Software Factory’. Seriously. Is this where Ivanka picked that up?)

ClearChoice (again, if I could afford 1st world cosmetic dentistry, I’d look at other options.)

DirecTV (who sucks, anyway.)

Dollar Shave Club (Aww, no DSC, pull your ads, please.)

E-Trade (daytraders have turned the stock market into a joke.)

Entyvio (way to dish on a captive audience already suffering enough)

Gillette (same as DSC, folks.)

GlaxoSmithKline (Well, we kinda already knew you were at least partially evil, right?)

HomeAdvisor (this is genuinely too bad, because they can be a good service)

Hometogo.com (save your money and staycation.)

Lending Tree (already a crock, not surprised they advertise to Fox viewers)

Liberty Mutual (cute commercials won’t protect you)

Match.com (is the STD insurance an extra fee?)

Mitsubishi (nice cars, should know better. Fox core audience is aging out of driving, and xennials will remember you badly.)

My Pillow (this hurts, because I genuinely like this guy’s commercials.)

NutriSystem (it’s called diet and exercise, fools, not pay hundreds of dollars extra for tiny meals. Make your tiny meals, or learn to portion control.)

P&G (Oh, Proctor & Gamble, at some point you might have to quit trying to win over everybody.)

Pfizer (same to you. And you wonder why we take our chances with sneaking medicine from Mexico, Canada, and India?)

Progressive (sorry, Flo, ya gotta go)

Publishers Clearing House (well, they do target the same victims as Fox)

Sandals (same answer as Beaches and Match.com)

Southern New Hampshire University (I see your ads everywhere, and they make you look like Apollo Group and EDMC. This already doesn’t look good for you.)

USAA (If you serve our Service Members, being *anywhere* on Fox is a travesty and an affront to your mission. Shame on you.)

Viking Cruises (again, marketing to Fox’s core aging population, or at least the part of it still wealthy enough to take European River Cruises. The rest of ’em just go to Branson or Laughlin.)

Visiting Angels (same complaint as USAA: you have wonderful goals, and I get that you’re advertising to lonely old people, who’ve been brainwashed to gravitate toward Fox’s pablum and fearmongering. But you’re betraying them with every $ you give to Murdoch.)

And here are the other companies who have recently advertised on Hannity’s show. I’m sure alert readers can see patterns forming.

AARP

Abeka

ACT

ADT

Ageless Male

America’s Biopharmaceutical Companies

American Petroleum Institute

Ancestry DNA

Animal Planet

Applebee’s

Ark Encounter

AstraZenica

AT&T

Audi

Bass Pro Shops

Blue Emu

Bounty

Business Roundtable

Cabela’s

CarFax

Cascade

Chewy.com

Christian Faith Publishing

Citi

CoolSculpting

Cosequin

Crest

Dawn

Discovery Channel

Doan’s

Duracell

EHarmony

Elite Singles

Entresto

Experian

Febreze

Fisher Investments

Future is Kenya

Future Steel Buildings

Gain

Genucel

Gold Bond

Golden Corral

Goldwater Lawfirm

Gotham Steel

Green Mountain Coffee

HarvestRight

Hebrew National

Hello Fresh

Home Instead Senior Care

Hyundai

IBM

Icy Hot

IHOP

Its Just Lunch

Infiniti

InventHelp

Jenny Craig

Jitterbug Flip

Kaopectate

Kardia Mobile

Kerasal

Kia

LegalZoom

Lexus

Life Alert

LifeLock

Linzess

Loan Depot

Marie Callender’s

Mazda

Mercedes Benz

Meta Appetite Control

Mr. Clean

MTailor

Namzaric

Nature’s Bounty

Navy Federal Credit Union

New Skin

Nissan

Non24

OfferUp

Office Depot/Office Max

Orkin

OurTime

OxiClean

Prevagen

Qunol

RectiCare

Reddi Wip

Restasis

Ring.com

RockAuto

Rocket Mortgage (Quicken Loans)

Salonpas

Sanofi

Seabond

SimpliSafe

Smart Mouth

SoFi

Sokolove Law

Stanley Steamer

Starkist

Eloqui

Terminix

The Jewelry Exchange

Tide

Trip Advisor

Trivago

Universal Pictures

UNTUCKit

Values.com

VariDesk

Victoza

Volvo

Wayfair

WeatherTech

Wonder Hanger

ZeroWater

Warner Bros.