October 2015

…I did not plan for these shoes to go so well with these socks: Remainder Halloween socks, 2008, Tuesday morning, $2.00. Sketchers’ Shape-Ups, 2015, Goodwill, $6.00. Black crepe linen pants, 2010, Saver’s, $4.99. Black T-shirt with multicolored (orange, red, green, purple, and black Mandala embroidery), Goodwill, 2005, $4.00, similar to this Cafepress shirt but More…

Read More Happy Halloween, everybody

A debut novel from a fellow M/M writer over on AbsoluteWrite. I’ve been watching the seeds of Bad Magic develop for a little while, and I could tell early on it would be a fun read. When she sold it to Dreamspinner Press, I cheered. Here’s the blurb: Morality is relative. At least that’s what…

Read More Evelyn Elliott: Bad Magic

The next art-related thing I think I want to learn is henna application. Because of this. And this. And this. Because henna is an earning skill I can take with me anywhere, and I suspect I have some of the foundations already in my fiddly OCD drawing and painting.  

Read More Maybe Henna

(Random snippets of advice I’ve seen this week, and found useful.) Eat Cheese Puffs with chopsticks…no sticky orange fingerprints on keyboard! Know what your publisher’s contract actually says, and how it pertains to you. When your characters hit the ‘banter’ stage, you know you’ve built them properly. Now they can be trusted to get into…

Read More Gathered writerly wisdom #1

There’s this depressing song-and-dance routine that I keep seeing from so many writers, in several genres: “Oh, this crappy little publisher is treating me soooo badly. I think I’ll leave them and try to find another crappy little publisher.”

Or they decide, like Laura Harner did in 2011, to leave their CLP and self-publish. She’s not the only one to choose that route. Sometimes it works really well, without the author resorting to ghostwriters and plagiarism to keep up the publishing schedule.

There is nothing wrong with informed self-publishing, by someone committed to doing it right. That’s not what this post is about.

Nor are all small publishers CLPs. Some really do a great job, and are worth the business risk.

Choosing to try a bigger, better publisher may not even cross these authors’ minds. A lot of new(er) writers, or writers accustomed to small press business practices, are simply afraid of the Big Five. They think they might not be ‘good enough’ for a major publisher, and are not willing to work at improving their writing. Or they can’t or won’t try to get agent representation, which they need to get through the door of any publisher closed to public queries. Or they’re impatient with the slower-than-glaciers response time and publishing pace of many Big Five imprints.

For whatever reason, by continuing to go small, they are possibly cutting themselves out of much higher earnings and recognition in the long run.

Plus, they are annoying the shit out of those of us who keep watching them do it over and over…

So, over the last few days, a prolific M/M erotic romance writer has been outed as a multiple serial plagiarist. Since 2010, Laura Harner has self-published 75 books. That’s not unusual in itself, and not a surefire indicator of bad-quality, slammed-out-for-the-bucks writing. I know several legit writers who can keep that pace. But what Harner…

Read More Another day, another plagiarist

The accuracy of a writer’s or artist’s self-assessment on how new, original, and groundbreaking their work really is…is likely proportional to their skill and experiences in that field.

The new artist who thinks they’re invented a metalworking technique known for hundreds of years. The erotica author who wants to invent a ‘new’ form of erotic writing that is actually the oldest and most standard form. Anyone who excuses obvious flaws as a necessary part of process.

A form of the Dunning-Kruger Effect, folks.

  The over-the-top red necklace is (mostly) done, even though I might play around with the clasp a bit more. It and I came to a compromise on its name: Dragonfire Cameo. I talk about the genesis of this piece here. It’s for sale here on my SaatchiArt page. In keeping with my life’s apparent current…

Read More Dragonfire Cameo necklace

Just because someone graduated from a well-known MFA literary writing program, doesn’t mean they can write coherent and convincing science-fiction and fantasy.

In my 40 years of reading the stuff, it usually means they can’t.*

We do these authors a disservice by hyping them with huge advances and gonzo marketing, instead of sending them off to Clarion, Viable Paradise, or some of the MFA programs actually geared toward speculative fiction.

* Usually, they claim they love SFF and read a lot of it. Which doesn’t explain the number of stupid and/or lazy tropes they use in their own work.

Just a teaser shot of a beadwork project I’ve basically been rebuilding ever since I first made it in 2012. I’ll do a larger post when this one is actually done (it’s missing clasp details and the rest of the red dangles, so far.) And here’s the finished piece.

Read More Dragonfire necklace, redux

Oh, looky, yet another vanity publisher cuts and runs toward bankruptcy, rather than 1) changing its ways or 2) paying its authors. Australia’s JoJo Publishing was recently profiled in a television program detailing the company’s duplicitous practices. Here’s an article about their attempts at strategic liquidation. And here is the AbsoluteWrite.com thread about them (read…

Read More Case study: JoJo Publishing (Australia)

…submitting an erotic romance short story to a new publisher, on a lark, and having it contracted as an expanded 12,000-word novella three days later. And having the characters suddenly wake up and start *talking* to me about actual plot elements beyond the bedroom. …realizing that a ten-year-old painting has the perfect theme to fit…

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