More authors behaving horribly (adult language, graphic violence)

(Sigh.) I’ve written about this before, but two stories that made the rounds this week have made an update necessary.


As new authors, we’re told “Reviews are for readers, not authors. Don’t read your reviews.” Or we’re told: “Read them, learn what positive stuff you can, then let them go, and be a damn adult about it.”

Hint: Being an adult does not involve intensive stalking or physical violence.

A few days ago, author K@thleen H@l3 got an essay into the Guardian, ‘documenting’ her reaction and response to a critical reviewer on Goodreads. (Summary: she doxxed and stalked the reviewer in some very creepysad ways.)

It’s uneasy reading for me, since I believe both author and reviewer behaved worse than middle-school girls fighting over who was more popular that week. (An aside for adults writing YA: write it, please don’t live it.)

The resulting freakshow adventure thus proudly documented is hard going, and worthy of many facepalms and repeated mutterings of ‘I can’t believe I’m reading this’.

A Jezebel article points out that H@l3 has done some awfully juvenile things before, and has powerful supporters in her court, raising the specter of acquittal by nepotism. Whatever. I don’t care, since I’m unlike to read anything in H@l3’s catalog or follow what that Goodreads reviewer thinks. I’m providing the links as cautionary examples of the following rule:

Goodreads is fun, but it shouldn’t ultimately matter. What people think on Goodreads, or Amazon, or Wattpad, or AO3, or wherever – shouldn’t matter. A one-star review might briefly drag down sales, or backlash into many sales as other readers take issue with the reviewer. Whether careful or clumsy, ‘gamed’ five star reviews stand out like hired ringers in a late night infomercial, and have about as much validity.

Reviews are only useful in aggregate, if they show positive or negative trends an author should notice. Good reviews are a source of happy ego-boosting, but even those should be taken with some skepticism.

If you are an author – especially an emotionally fragile author – take a lesson from TeddyGate and do not respond to negative reviews.

You probably shouldn’t respond strongly to positive reviews, either. (Once upon a time, Chris Brashear was Jaid Black’s biggest fan, was instrumental in the founding of the erotic romance publisher Ellora’s Cave, and went on to be a major force behind separate erotic romance publisher Samhain. The Brashear/Black friendship shattered in a lawsuit in the late 2000’s. Working for/with your friends and fans can be very dangerous, if you don’t take mutual steps to protect yourselves. You shouldn’t need to read Stephen King’s Misery to guess that.)

Which leads to one of the most shocking incidents I have ever seen (and I remember an agent being stalked on FourSquare): After Paige Rolland reviewed a story by Rich@rd Britt@in, the latter traveled several hundred kilometers to physically assault her. (Warning: the photos in that link are graphic accounts of a serious head injury.) Moreover, Britt@in apparently has a history of attempting to shout down negative reviewers, and seriously creepy stalkerish issues.

I halfway expect self-published authors like Britt@in to lack the emotional distance to ignore bad reviews. I don’t expect people like H@l3, with strong industry connections and experience, to behave the same way.

Chill, folks, chill. And grow the hell up.


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It must be a rule of nature and traffic that the driver of the biggest SUV in the grocery store parking lot absolutely has to do one or all three of these things:

1) Stop their vehicle right outside the doors in the walk zone, even when there is plenty of parking out in the lot. And stay there, idling while their passenger goes in and leisurely shops.

2) If they do park in the lot, they must take up at least two parking spaces.

3) Once leaving the parking lot, they must try to turn left into rush hour traffic, away from a traffic light.




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The manuscript game

Bad: suddenly realizing there’s a logic error in the manuscript I just sent out.

Worse: not remembering where or what the error was.

Honestly, at this stage of writing I just hope the agent and editor will find it. Because I’m going quietly nuts trying to figure it out.

I shouldn’t, because I have done this with every single art and writing project I’ve finished and released into the world for the last two decades. Whether the project has huge mistakes or not. I cringe at the flaws I know about but didn’t fix. I obsess over the ones I didn’t find. I startle art critics and editors with my joy and gratitude when they find my gaffes. Because that proves I wasn’t imagining things.

Do sane people do this, too?


Liesmith, by Alis Franklin

Author note: I was provided with a free Advance Reader Copy of this book from NetGalley. This review is my personal opinion, and is otherwise unsolicited and unpaid.

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Many modern media interpretations of the god Loki leave out some of the more obscure, problematic, and often gruesome details of his stories in the Norse Eddas – and most often, the existence of Loki’s wife Sigyn.

Not Alis Franklin. In her debut novel LIESMITH, she takes on and fearlessly adapts the myths of Sigyn, in an urban fantasy/horror/romance tale that establishes its own unique view of the Loki mythology.

Sigmund Sussman is a young IT professional coasting through an obligatory job in a high-tech city that seems to be a slightly-sideways version of Canberra crossed with Silicon Valley (and given its own darkly intriguing backstories). Sigmund is also a gamer (with vast familiarity to game and fantasy culture tropes); an important plot-point navigating around the usual ‘denial of magic’ themes found in many older urban fantasy novels.

You can read plenty of synopses of this book already. I won’t waste time with them. So beware, there are spoilerish things ahead.

What I didn’t like: precious little, to be honest.

While this book can be partially classed as a M/M romance, it’s a sweet one. There’s nothing explicit here. (Regular SFF readers, if you can handle Lynn Flewelling’s Seregil and Alec, you might enjoy reading about Sigmund and Lain.) Franklin gives plenty of good reasons for her star-crossed boys to take things slow. This may put off M/M romance readers wanting more overtly erotic fare, but I’d say be patient with the characters and the story.

Some of the action scenes can be a little jarring, but they’re meant to be. This book has a strong horror element in it, one necessary to the plot and character development.

There are several stories and viewpoints woven into this book, taking place in different timelines and realities. I could follow them (because I’m kind of a freak, that way), but readers accustomed to a single storyline might have to stop and reorient themselves every so often. Do it. It’s worth the payoff.

The cover: it’s a tiny bit of nit-pickery, but I bristle when image-collage covers don’t quite fit the story. Sigmund is perfect. The font choices are wonderful. That spear? Poor job, Random House. Photoshop covers do not have to be cut-n-paste! The text doesn’t describe quite that kind of weapon in that particular moment of the story. Any propsmaster or illustrator in NY could have created the ‘right’ spear in actuality or in Photoshop, in a few hours, especially given the filters applied to the imagery. This was a credible effort to get the ‘feel’ of the book, so I’ll hope for a better effort on the next cover. (Whattaya want? I’m an art geek, okay?)

What I loved:

Sigmund being not only a gamer geek and an IT guy, but somewhat pudgy and very much a Person of Color, and being unsure enough about himself to be somewhat asexual, to boot. I loved Sigmund’s unerring knack for hearing truth and lies.

Lain, Sigmund’s love interest. I adored Lain’s characterization, and the sneaky, underhanded way Franklin showed very early that there was Something Very, Very Wrong with Lain – I knew it, saw part of it coming, and the author still snookered me. I love it when I’m utterly surprised by plot twists.

I really liked the supporting characters: Sigmund’s friends, who show a sensitive but no-nonsense portrayal of gender-neutral expression (as well as a lot of very fine humor and true friendship). Sigmund’s dad, who has his own character arc and poignant backstory. An Artificial Intelligence who is the second-in-command of one of that world’s most powerful companies, and still has major flaws. A snake named Boots. A Valkyrie’s sentient automobile.

And last but certainly not least, the Godmonster. He’s tough but fragile, inhuman but personable, an (anti?)hero swept up into machinations that he can barely control. If nothing else, he proves that Alis Franklin and I both have high esteem for feathered theropods. Franklin’s portrayal of the Godmonster reminds me very much of this Wallace Stevens poem, in tone and imagery.

Is this a perfect book? Nope. But for an ambitious debut novel that attacks on several fronts, it’s far better than many recent urban fantasies by established authors.

I wouldn’t give this book a pass just for containing an open M/M romance published by a mainstream SFF imprint. (My interests have been recently burned by other mainstream authors who tried but had no idea how to write convincing M/M fantasy romance.) Even from seeing the early synopsis, I knew LIESMITH had to fulfill all the previous promise I saw in Franklin’s fan fiction stories several years ago. And judging from those? She’s just getting started. I look forward to the journey.

Buy links and official synopsis here.



‘Ants’ by Gringa

Warning: pure, unrepentant silliness ahead, which I am posting late at night.

Point 1: I am a book artist, which means I am very interested in manipulations of text and blank space, and I celebrate great examples when I find them.

Point 2: Central Arizona’s recent deluge of storms, plus slightly milder temperatures, has produced shockingly green deserts in October and a sudden increase in the insect population. Some of this is benign but annoying (gnats!), some startling (scorpion in the bathtub, eek!) Thanks to some strategic planning, I don’t have my neighbor’s problem with ants, but that doesn’t mean the little pests aren’t daily hammering the house defenses.

Point 3: Which is why I remembered this AbsoluteWrite post from a member named Gringa, documenting her struggles with a recent ant invasion. As minimalist expression, it’s right up there with Alex Lifeson’s thank-you speech at Rush’s induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. As text art, it’s a masterpiece of word arrangement and spacing. And it’s hilarious – at least to me. I’ve been told my sense of humor is questionable, so count that as a second warning.

I bring you ‘Ants’, by Gringa





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Why I won’t read therapy writing*

*Unless it’s great writing, first and foremost.

I am not downplaying the importance of therapeutic writing. It’s a valuable tool whether self-directed or used in a more formal recovery program. I’ve used it, myself.

But I’m not being paid to read what other people write, and then evaluate it in terms of their recovery from (insert applicable trauma here).

I’m just a reader – of original fiction, fan fiction, and nonfiction across many genres. When I read, I want to fold my entire attention into reading. I love the luxury of trusting an author to have nearly transparent writing. However they achieve it, whatever their style, their writing should vanish into the story.

That means no glaring errors or sloppy writing, which are guaranteed story-stoppers for me. That means strong (if not damn near perfect) characterizations, dialog, action, and worldbuilding. Fiction and non-fiction both should contain accurate facts. If not, the nonfiction should be ashamed of itself, and the fiction should give me a good excuse.

That means I usually never bother to read more when someone’s tags, blurbs, introductions, and sample texts make a big deal about their use of therapeutic writing…and even the front-matter writing is *awful*.

I feel for those writers. They’re often at the stage where even the act of writing is a triumph. Whatever comes out, however technically and artistically awkward, is a true expression of their pain and their adaptation to it. Outside criticism of the writing seems like a slap at *them*. They don’t have the emotional distance to separate themselves from their art. They may never gain it.

I’m not their therapist. I don’t know their history. My critique may hit them at an especially vulnerable time and trigger a setback. If they’re not ready to overhaul their writing, my observations are probably a waste of time for both of us.

So I don’t assess bad writing that appears to have been created at that part of a recovering author’s life. I don’t directly critique it online. I won’t beta-read it for possible publication. I try not to even get into explaining my reasons for avoidance, because that alone could further antagonize such writers.

I’m delighted to read stories from recovering writers who can actually write and tell a compelling story. I’m thrilled when they weave deep and powerful observations into what might be a bit of fluff, whatever the genre. I love it when writers of deep and powerful tomes are able to pull back and give me some lighter, sparkling moments in contrast.

But I won’t bother with more than a test page of bad writing, whatever its origin.

Ellora’s Cave and Elephants in the Room

Or why it is not enough to research publishers once, at the start of your writing career. Diligent authors need to keep tabs on the industry at large, especially on already-established publishers. Because you never know when one is going to melt down…

Anyone who has been involved in romance publishing for the past few years has followed the apparent downward spiral of erotic romance publisher Ellora’s Cave (EC). I’m not going into the charges, countercharges, previous actual court decisions, judge’s comments, author comments, editor and cover artist comments, social media responses from EC principals Tina Engler (aka Jaid Black) and Patty Marks, or the very real phenomenon of the Streisand Effect.

Since EC has already demonstrated a willingness to threaten bloggers, authors, and other critics with SLAPP lawsuits* to silence their concerns about the company, I’m keeping this post quick and my opinion only.

I’ve loved many EC books in their time. EC authors are among my closest friends in the business. EC inspired me toward my first halting attempts to write original erotic fiction publishable in their genre. By last year, I’d already stopped querying EC for my own work, but that was simply because I felt that EC and I were probably not a great fit.

I’m now adding my tiny voice to the groundswell of social media protests against how EC is handling criticism of its apparently unstable empire.

I will no longer buy EC books in digital or print form, nor will I borrow their available books from libraries.

I will not review any future EC titles until such time as the company has either gone out of business and reverted those books to their authors, or until EC comes to its senses and evolves into a responsible business again.

I will not beta-read new or reprint novels that I know for certain are being aimed at EC, though (as per Filigree’s Rule) I will not attempt to dissuade those authors.

I will look for non-EC books by EC authors, and give their work special consideration for reading and/or review.

These are my perfect rights and opinions as a private reader. The fact that I’ve documented them on social media does not make them a crime in a capitalist society.

Here are links to relevant and interesting commentary on Ellora’s Cave.

The Digital Reader comments here:

And here:

The original Dear Author post that started this round of lawsuits and threats:

The Dear Author response to EC’s suit:

A good overview of romance reader/reviewer responses:

The’s huge-but-worthwhile thread on Ellora’s Cave (starting with the most recent page as of this post):

For EC authors and supporters who need to share more detailed info, here is this great link:

* Update 9-29-2014: that lawsuit is widely viewed as ill-considered on EC’s part, as the defendant is a lawyer – and has engaged the services of a very skilled legal firm. No one in their right mind at EC would want the case to go to discovery, let alone a jury trial, considering EC’s prior legal mistakes and the earlier and chronic complaints from authors.

General opinion is that EC therefore brought the suit not necessarily to win again the Dear Author blogger, but to create a chilling effect on all other criticism.

That has failed. Check out the Twitterverse for #notchilled to see the latest comments.

Update: 10-22-2014: Courtney Milan has a link to a PDF of the defendant’s brief filed by The Randazza Group here. It is a thing of beauty, and not so steeped in legalese that ordinary people can’t follow it. It also appears to eviscerate the claims of Ellora’s Cave principals. On several levels.

Ms. Milan also has a long and informative blog post about where the case is at at the present (10-22-2014).

Wordcount milestones

According to SFWA guidelines, the fantasy novella has been a novel for the last eight thousand words.


That means I’m working on two novels and two novellas this fall.



Update, September 26, 2014: the provisionally-titled Singer in Rhunshan is finished at 53,200 words. I’m not going to pretend there are no typos, tense errors, or other gaffes in it, but it’s fairly clean (one benefit of editing-as-you-go, it weeds out a lot of problems.)

I glanced back at my worklogs, for this project’s history.

Started in March 1996; 5.5K short story finished and pitched to three fantasy magazines in fall 1996. Obviously, no sales. Story trunked until 2003, when I noodled on it a bit and brought it up to 6.5K. Approached another two markets to no avail. Trunked again. Reworked yet again in 2010 for several writing contests and magazines – leading to a 12K version, personal rejections, and the same critical points: not enough description and emotion, characters’ motivations so subtle as to be opaque. Placed on hold while I played with the erotic romance concepts that eventually became my debut novel.

Story reworked again in early 2013, with an eye toward self-publishing. Pulled before release of a 17.7K version. In early 2014, I enlisted three beta readers, my long-suffering agent, and a NY editor to at least glance at the damn thing.

In the meantime, I built this cover:

Singer cover for blog 7-19-14

More critiques followed: finding logic errors, lack of worldbuilding, lack of vivid character description and interaction. I plunged back in, and this time I think I got it right.

It was certainly as wrenching to write as the erotic romance novel, so I’m fairly sure I have the emotional quotient in place.

As I’ve said in other posts, it will be a stronger book for the extra work, whether I self-pub it or send it to a commercial publisher.

What a long, strange trip.


Update: September 27, 2014. For those of you who have never mailed a paper manuscript before, this is what they look like.

Singer mms for blog

This one’s a lightweight at only 215 pages, counting mms, synopsis, and cover letter. Just shipped it out to the agent. She’ll use a digital file as well, but she likes a hardcopy for that first, brutal read-through.

Let the red ink bloodbath commence!

Real women, real armor, and worldbuilding

I’m blabbing about art and armor today.

When I really began reading fantasy and science fiction in the late seventies and early eighties, I didn’t pay much attention to the different portrayals of men and women on book covers.

I loved those cover artists equally, shrugged off their foibles, and learned some basic principles of art from them. I grew up accustomed to covers and illos by Frazetta, Vallejo, Rowena Morrill, Don Maitz, David Mattingly, Darrell K. Sweet, Michael Whelan, the Brothers Hildebrandt, Stephen Hickman, and all the other D&D artists who came out of the TSR camp. Some were better than others at showing real people in more-realistic outfits.

For the most part, SF&F cover art men were brawny heroes. Either brazenly loincloth-clad, or shielded behind armor/spacesuits/heavy clothes. Women were often near-naked or in skimpy outfits. If they carried weapons, they did so in excruciating and impractical poses. (Jim Hines has a fab sendup of this dichotomy, which persists to this day.)

While worldbuilding the massive folly that is the Lonhra Sequence, I took early cues from several favorite fantasy writers (among them Steven Brust and C. J. Cherryh). I decided that the humanoid Sirrithani race of Lonhra would have female/male cultural and political parity – if not outright matriarchy. The gender bias might shift more toward assuming a female has higher rank than the males around her.

I’m neither a lesbian nor a militant feminist of the old-school sort. I did this as a thought experiment. Partly a deliberate shrug at the old gender-bias in the English language. Partly solid worldbuilding: I extrapolated that the Sirrithani societies were amalgams of Terran colonies interbreeding (with serious genetic engineering help on a semi-godlike scale) with the local sentient Sonnaroi aliens…who were unalloyed matriarchies. I have a bit on it in the Moroverse Glossary in the pages on the left sidebar; scroll down to ‘Sonnaroi’ if you are interested.

So, in my story arc the Sirrithani have High Queens, female Warleaders, genius female inventors, merchant-baronesses, and canny female ship-captains. (Along the way, I was pleasantly surprised when far more brilliant writers like Melissa Scott and Scott Lynch came to similar conclusions.)

Most Sirrithani societies (by their version of the late Renaissance) don’t cloister and protect their adult males the way Sonnaroi societies tend to do. Sirrithani men can do any job a woman can, right up to ruling a city-state…though they might have to prove they’re not a placeholder until someone finds the ‘right woman’. Sirrithani women, especially among the aristocratic swordcaste, are expected to fight and if necessary die in the ritual battles that take the place of unchecked war between nations.

So my Lonhran women, of any caste, have to be tough cookies. Their society extols a feminine ideal of strength and practicality, with beauty a widely varied attribute across cultures.

One of the main characters in my fantasy novella is a seven-foot-tall+ female mercenary whom I shamelessly based on early readings of the fabulous and endearing Taura from Lois Bujold’s ‘Vorkosigan’ series. My Sfassa is a mystery even to the love of her life, the much-smaller Master-Singer Eridan. I really, really need to draw Sfassa in all her guises, because she is so much more than her trope.

So imagine my joy when I found this site last year: Women Fighters in Reasonable Armor – now I have references, inspiration, and encouragement when I’m fleshing out my female characters.


The Collections Agent, by A. G. Carpenter

I occasionally make digital art covers for other people, when I have time and my intermittent art abilities function properly.

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Here’s one, with text layout by A. G. herself. I think we did okay, for a creepy little spec-fic steampunky-sort-of-story. It’s only 28 pages, and under $2 on Kobo and Itunes. Go check it out.

Blurb: Milton Jones collects the things people can no longer afford to keep. Magic. Skills. Souls. And, sometimes, a heart.

Buy links here and here.

Here’s the art by itself. Specs: worked in Painter 12 with custom digital airbrush and blending brushes, images drawn freehand and heavily modified from public domain contemporary and historical photos. Wing filigree based on stamped brasswork feather ornaments in artist’s collection; costume from several Steampunk websites. Final JPG file 2400 x 1600 dpi.

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Self-publishing and Hybrid authors, pt 2

Continuing my last post: let’s talk about marketing self-published works, and why hybrid authors may have advantages that self-pub-only authors might not have.

The hard, cold truth? Most unknown, first-time self-published and indie-published books don’t sell very well. Their authors have a rough time reaching enough of a buying audience to make the equivalent of a living wage. E-books have been the great equalizer, opening up new genres and opportunities for many authors – but they still fall into the visibility trap.

How do readers find new books? Word-of-mouth is one of the most effective methods, when it works well enough to go viral. Large-scale advertising to book-industry buyers (not end readers) is another possibility. Great reviews from reader-trusted sources help, too.

There’s a whole ‘support’ industry built around display sites and organizations who claim to boost indie authors’ visibility. Some are better at it than others. Here as everywhere else, research pays off.

Be skeptical of all claims. Ask for proof. Independently verify that proof as best you can. Learn how to verify information, and how to detect the weasel-words that might indicate a less-than-professional guru, mentor, public relations agent, literary agent, or publisher. This is your career, if you want it to be. Put in at least as much effort as you would researching college choice, your home loan, or your next car purchase.

Self-publishing gurus and cheerleaders (and the vanity publishers who follow them like remoras, hoping to pick up disillusioned or naive self-pub authors) have long played off commercial publishing’s scorn to advance their own causes. And they’ve been right. In the past, commercial publishers and commercial authors have sneered at their self-published peers.

What many self-pub champions either don’t know – or don’t want to say – is that the industry they love to vilify largely died off or changed half a decade ago.

It’s still changing. What they describe is more of a straw-man travesty of the current situation in commercial publishing. Self-publishing is here to stay and it’s only going to grow. The Big Five publishers wouldn’t have set up shameful deals with vanity publishers, unless they wanted to court the best of those self-published authors. Best-selling authors wouldn’t be making waves as they moved from commercial contracts to informed self-publishing.

The key word here is ‘informed’. While it can be easy, cheap, or good, self-publishing is rarely all three. Like any business decision, quality self-publishing requires some serious research and effort. Some gung-ho self-publishing advocates may not like to hear more objective information, and may even reflexively equate it with criticism.

Marketing 101: make other people do it for you, until you learn how.

Yes, all authors should do some basic promotions themselves. Have a relatively informative and/or entertaining website, FB page, Tumblr account, whatever. Participate in online and realtime discussions about your genre with authors, editors, and agents in your genre. Join useful and respected professional associations when you can. Go to genre conventions if you can afford them.

Please, please don’t run off and post eighteen variations of ‘Buy my book!’ on Twitter every day. That tends to make people like me NOT buy your book. If this is what your ‘publisher’ thinks is author marketing, your publisher is either ignorant, incompetent, or making bank off you in other ways. Social media marketing is an intricate ballet of associated and peripheral content hopefully leading to increased reader engagement. Most of the time, the best social media interactions are probably not about your books at all.

This is where hybrid authors have a real advantage. A commercial publisher’s backing is a great incentive for choosing a commercial contract first. Corporate publicity machines are much bigger and far-reaching than most single authors’ best efforts. Especially for very shy authors who aren’t used to relentless-but-savvy self-promotion. Using a publisher’s marketing departments for a few years is a great way to build a known market presence, before you either strike out completely on your own or blend careers as a hybrid author.

A commonsense warning: please don’t forget your publisher(s) on the way up and out, unless they’ve been utterly reprehensible business partners. Good publishers want to keep your profitable backlist. You want to expand your market reach. These don’t have to be contradictory goals. Be an adult, make compromises that benefit you both.

Many hybrid authors have already built up a backlist in well-received commercial fiction. They can self-publish older works as the contracts expire, and bring new self-published works to their readership. I’ve seen several romance and SFF authors who are doing this right now with commercially-abandoned projects. Backlists and orphan works no longer have to die on the vine – they can reach new readers! I know two older SFF authors who admit they were circling the lower midlist drain in 2000, and have now reinvented their careers via self-publishing as well as commercial expansion into new genres. I know many younger romance and SFF authors getting into self-publishing on the ground floor, even while they are writing separately for commercial publishers.

Most of us won’t make Patterson, Rowling, or E.L. James sorts of revenue off our writing. We’re nowhere near the 1% who have actually come out of this recession with higher earnings off capital income in the form of stocks, bonds, and corporate dividends.

But we have something that wage-slaves likely don’t: access to the possibility of royalty income. The last six years have taught us to never have all our financial eggs in one basket. It makes sense to diversify, and look at all publication methods with enlightened self-interest.




Self-publishing and Hybrid Authors, pt 1

I had a long, involved email exchange recently with some writer friends scattered around the world: print authors, digital authors, authors working for commercial contracts, authors who’ve gone almost exclusively to self-publishing. We all came to mostly the same conclusion:

We think the future, or at least the near-future to five or ten years out, is hybrid.

Commercial AND self-published. Digital, print, and multimedia. A mix of genres and platforms, opening up new opportunities and responsibilities. Some of us are more ready than others, I think.

In the commercial publishing industry, there’s been a knee-jerk loathing of self-publishing for at least the last thirty years, often equating it with vanity (author pays all costs) publishing. With the high-profile successes of some self-published and small-press-published authors, there’s a new awareness of self-publishing’s validity. Platforms like Amazon Kindle/Createspace, Smashwords, D2D, and others have made self-publishing far easier and cheaper than when I started writing in 1987.

Even formerly conservative, pro-commercial online writing sites are now showing real insight and efforts to include useful self-publishing information.

Self-publishing done right can be an incredible boost for a writer, and far more lucrative per-copy than many commercial contracts could ever be. It can be a faster process than most commercial publishing. But, just as in commercial publishing, there are no guarantees.

Self-publishing’s main downsides: market readiness and effective marketing.

This first part will discuss a manuscript’s readiness to be published.


I’ve written about this before, but it needs repeating for emphasis:

A lot of self-published writing is crap. It’s just math, folks: more stuff being published + ease of publishing = a large proportion of substandard products.

A staggering amount of text and imagery is self-published every day on many different platforms, especially as digital e-books. A great deal of it would probably have never survived the slush pile at a major literary agency or a commercial publisher. I dare you to read lots of sample chapters on Kindle or Smashwords, and tell me differently! I frequent half-a-dozen online writing sites, and I’m always saddened whenever I hear some version of ‘Down with the gatekeepers! Down with the haters! They couldn’t see my genius! I’ll show them and self-publish!’

In my personal experience, those claims usually are not backed up by genius. The claimants are often floundering in both Golden Word and Dunning-Kruger Syndromes, with an added dose of paranoid outrage that keeps them locked in the bubble of their own delusions.

When writers publish too early, without useful information on how various forms of publishing work, they tend to do several things that might ultimately swamp their writing career. They rely on readers to be editors who point out mistakes via reviews, after which the writers publish new editions. (No, please don’t do this. Your readers will give up on you when you keep waffling through the same book.)

Such writers tend to pick unprofessional cover art and fonts, further eroding reader interest. (No matter how much you love them, script fonts are not always your friend.)

If they don’t self-publish, they tend to pick low-quality small publishing houses on the theory that ‘they’re the only ones who will take me’ and ‘at least the work will be out there’.

When called out in bad or neutral reviews, unprepared authors can lash out in the most spectacularly career-damaging ways. (Not all publicity is good publicity.)

I can’t post snippets from it, but I just read an honest and fearless discussion from one author who realized what she’d done wrong and how it negatively impacted her writing sales. Being a literal sort, she took the advice ‘Build a backlist and make money from it’ without analyzing a personal strategy. Over five or six years, she published dozens of self-admittedly substandard works with small publishers who had abysmal track records in editing, cover art, marketing, and sales histories. She grew as a writer, but found those early books were giving her a lackluster rep in the market. She was making less and less money on new sales and her backlist. The only solution was to regain rights for the oldest books, ruthlessly edit them, and self-publish them while aiming new work at the best possible commercial houses. Time will tell if she can pull her writing – and its income – out of its disastrous stall.

Writing for publication means editing for publication. Most of us are not immediately qualified to know when we’ve effectively polished a first draft, let alone edit it. Those skills take time to learn, hubris to outgrow, and money to outsource.

I can give my own boring example.

In December of 2013 I was ready to self-publish a 17K fantasy novella. I’d signed up with Amazon, Omnilit, and other platforms. I’d mucked around with a potential cover. I knew I needed editing, so I contacted a very skilled and legendary editor familiar with the genre (based on a contact I’d made through a writing contest years earlier). She gave me a sample read and a great price break, along with a gentle warning about some of my writing. It wasn’t ready for a final edit. It needed structural work first, and I probably couldn’t afford her help on that.

I backed off from self-publishing, did a partial rewrite, and sent the piece out to two commercial markets. This was sneaky and horrible, because I had a feeling neither would take the piece – but I wanted more information. Both editors said no. Both gave me what I really wanted: short but personalized crits that told me I was on the right path, just not ‘there’ yet. (I don’t advise this as a constant or early strategy. Do this enough times and editors will begin to remember you as a pest.)

I contacted two very strong beta readers, who told me the same thing in more detail. I contacted my agent, because a major SFF publisher had just launched a novella imprint that might make it worth her time. My agent read my work and concurred with the beta readers and the two magazine editors. Even better, she gave me precise areas where I needed improvement. Too much telling, not enough showing, not enough emotion, not enough worldbuilding and too much infodumping of what was there…the list was brutal but accurate.

That novella is now nearly finished at 48K, and far stronger than the piece I would have self-published last year. Even if it goes nowhere in the commercial market, it will be a much better self-published piece for the extra time I’ve spent on it.

And yet, I see so many self-published authors avoiding that same work and publishing things too soon, then wailing about bad reviews and low (or no) sales. Garbage in, garbage out, as they say in IT coding. Start out with the best manuscript (and cover, and marketing plan) you possibly can.

If you can’t tell what that is, enlist qualified, experienced help…and please learn from them. Be honest about your strengths and weaknesses. Be suspicious of cheerleaders on both sides of the self-pub/commercial debate (they often have their own agendas which may not involve helping you!) There are no guarantees in this business, but your best efforts can help you far more than no effort at all.


2014 Sex Scene Championship Winner!

Thousands of votes have been made and tallied by now: Tessa Bailey is the returning champion of the 2014 Sex Scene Championship, for this thrilling excerpt.

Prizes will be drawn tomorrow from among all the votes, comments, tweets, and FB like, so keep your fingers crossed and an eye on your email (lots of readers will be lucky winners).

This was a a fun month-long contest. I’m glad I participated. I’m even happier to gauge the pulse of the erotic romance field, in a more immediate way than sample chapters on Amazon and author interviews. My thanks to all the contestants and readers who followed along here or via Scorching Book Reviews. We’ll do it again next year!

Gloat gloat gloat

This is not a review. This is me getting ready to review a book*. And gloating a little.

In between working on The Last Added Scene for ‘Singer in Rhunshan’ and flaying my fingers on faux-finished fiberglass, I have managed a digital coup. This:

liesmith cover

I have an e-book Advance Reader Copy (ARC) of Alis Franklin‘s debut fantasy novel Liesmith, which I sort of told you folks about here. (Might I add: a M/M urban fantasy novel, published not by one of the smaller erotic romance publishers, but by Hydra, the digital SF&F imprint of Random House. This will be important in my eventual review.)

The rest of you probably won’t get to see the book until it’s available for purchase on October 7, 2014.

Of course, the duty of a reader toward an ARC is that they read it once for sheer enjoyment. Then they read it again for an objective review, good points and bad. I’ll do my best.

There have been some books that slouched onto my reading list without fanfare, and pleasantly surprised me.

There have been others that, while eagerly awaited, fizzled away as I read them.

I really try not to even review or rank books that I know I’d give a one-star or two-star rating on Amazon or Goodreads. Other readers will do that work, and I no longer feel like adding to the negativity that author may be experiencing. While several really horrible books have prompted me to write such reviews in the past (and one even prompted me to start writing my own fiction), I’ve grown up a bit since then.

I’ll cheerfully go to the mat for great three-star, four-star, and five-star books.

I’m taking a chance on announcing this ARC before I’ve even read it. But I’ve read 200,000+ words of Alis Franklin’s other works, and they were damn fine words. So this one has a pedigree.


* Of course, the other duty of an ARC reader is holding back any reviews until the actual publication day: October 7. Sorry (not sorry.) Update: my review is here.

2014 Sex Scene Championship Quarter Finals and Final Round (adult links)

Thanks to RL work commitments, I haven’t been as diligent about posting these in real-time. I figured those of you actively following the tournament in realtime are doing so from the contest homepage over at Scorching Book Reviews. This listing is more of an archive service for future reference.

Quarter Finals:

Semi Finals:

Championship Final:

(Any mistakes in numbering/arranging are likely my fault. Go to the Scorching Book Reviews page for revised listings.)

Nefarious Achievement Unlocked (adult language)

Today I worked on the last revision to that pesky fantasy novella, repaired a vintage British umbrella, varnished the covers for a new mini-book, crashed a thread on AbsoluteWrite, and apparently earned the ire of an anti-AW website.

Why? Because I glanced at a trainwreck of an online debacle on another site completely, one that has even made the Guardian’s pages. And because I invoked Filigree’s Rule, and refused to engage in a pointless debate with a modern Amanda McKittrick Ros.


Let’s head this off at the pass, shall we? I will respond once, here:

No I Curr Labyrinth

Yes, AW can be a harsh, sprawling, messy site. The moderators and owner sometimes have policies I may not agree with. That’s fair – it’s a private site and I don’t make the rules. To quote from the Princess Bride: ‘Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.’

I’ve had my nose metaphorically smacked by those same mods and owner, because of positions I took. AW is not the only writing site I frequent. Yes, I have posted over 10,000 comments there in four years*. I’ve enjoyed the interaction, made good friends, learned a lot about all the different and changing ways publishing can get words in front of eyeballs, met my agent through a mutual AW friend, and sold projects through private contacts within AW. Doesn’t mean I march lock-step with everything my fellow AW-ers have said. I’ve had good friends banned or forced to leave, because of their disagreements within AW.

Nothing that’s been said to me there has ever made me suicidal or depressed. Or shattered my life. (Psst: negative or positive, posts on AW really don’t have as much weight as you might think in the outside world. And attempting to doxx your critics really only makes you look more foolish.) I have tended to either keep things objective and try reasoned discourse – or I’ve applied the FuckYou Filters I learned in commercial art**, and walked away.

In aggregate, I’ve had many more positive than negative learning experiences on AW.

I’ve also had bad reviews and moments of doubt. I’ve worked beyond my naive expressions of Golden Word Syndrome, learned from the experience, and applied the filters the moment criticism stopped being helpful and became silly.

*I will thank that aforementioned anti-AW site for giving me the subject of Book Arts Project #300. And for seriously boosting my blog traffic.

** Good God, if you think AW critiques of businesses and writers are harsh, try Crit Week at any decent art or design school. And then try it in the incestuous maelstrom of commercial art and decor while the Powers That Be are trying to bury their competition at the next SOFA or High Point Show. There, you will see crying, bargaining, begging, soulless manipulation of trancendent designs to fit this season’s banal theme colors, and real despair. Do that for a few years. Publishing and literary reviews are a cakewalk, afterward.

2014 Sex Scene Championships, Finalist 16, Rounds 1 – 8

We have arrived at the Finalist Round, with 16 supercharged competitors. Fasten your seatbelts, folks…

Sex Scene Championship the Final 16! Round 1 – Cris Anson vs Leela Lou Dahlin (@LeelaLou_2)


Sex Scene Championship Final 16! Round 2 : Jade Lee writing as Kathy Lyons (@JadeLeeAuthor) and Tessa Bailey (@mstessabailey)


Sex Scene Championship final 16! Round 13* : Laura Kaye (@laurakayeauthor) vs Lexxie Couper (@lexxie_couper ) *Should read as 3, probably, but I figured everyone would get that. When we get to the double-digits, I’ll simple have Round 13.2.


Sex Scene Championship Final 16! Round 4 : Lucy Felthouse (@cw1985) vs Kelly Jamieson (@KellyJamieson)


Sex Scene Championship Final 16! Round 5 : Vivian Arend (@VivianArend) vs vs Shari Slade (@ShariSlade) & Amber Lin (@AuthorAmberLin)


Sex Scene Championship Final 16! Round 6 : Nico Jaye (@nicojaye) and Sidney Bristol (@Sidney_Bristol)


Sex Scene Championship Final 16! Round 7: Eden Bradley (@EdenBradley ) Vs Shelly Bell ( @ShellyBell987)


Sex Scene Championship final 16! Round 8 : Kimber Vale ( @KimberVale) vs Anais Morgan (@erikalindsen)

2014 Sex Scene Championship, Part 2, Rounds 11 – 16

Sex Scene championship bannerLast batch for Part 2, folks. Some of these will be expired by the time you read ‘em, so you can’t vote. It’s Life, I’m afraid – sometimes I can’t get to this blog for a day or two. (And this tournament is moving fast now!)

Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 11 : Sidney Bristol vs Diane Albert (Jen McLaughlin)


Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 12 : Nico Jaye (@nicojaye) and Lynda Aicher (@lyndaaicher)


Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 13 : Eden Bradley (@EdenBradley ) Vs Amber A. Bardan ( @amberabardan)


Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 14 : Lane Hart ( @WritingfromHart) vs vs Shelly Bell ( @ShellyBell987)


Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 15 : Kimber Vale ( @KimberVale) vs Samanthe Beck ( @SamantheBeck1 )


Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 16 : Cari Silverwood ( @carisilverwood) vs Anais Morgan (@erikalindsen)

Yeah, that’s gonna work

Dyslexic* and semi-literate ‘publisher’ starting major new genre press; thinks ‘loving the genre’ and being ‘financially solvent’ will be enough.


* I have friends and family who deal with various forms of dyslexia. They have my utmost respect. Since I was four, I’ve never lived in a world where words betrayed my brain.

I understand loving genre fiction and wanting to support it. But a publisher who wants to edit needs to have a formidable command of language. I won’t link to the publisher in question, but some of their social media posts seem to indicate far deeper language issues than dyslexia.

It would be like someone tone-deaf wanting to conduct a symphony. Not saying it can’t be done, just that the outcome is unlikely to be good.


2014 Sex Scene Championship, Part 2, Rounds 4 – 10

Long weekend, writing deadlines, Labor Day parties – sorry for not updating sooner. Here we go:

Round 4:

Laura Kaye (@laurakayeauthor) vs Scarlet Day (@scarletdaybooks)


Round 6:

Amber Belldene (@AmberBelldene) and Lexxie Couper (@lexxie_couper )


Round 7:

Holley Trent (@HolleyTrent) Vs Kelly Jamieson (@KellyJamieson)


Round 8:

Lucy Felthouse (@cw1985) vs Danni Price (@DanniPriceWrite)


Round 9:

Amanda Usen (@AmandaUsen) vs Shari Slade (@ShariSlade) & Amber Lin (@AuthorAmberLin)


Round 10:

Sex Scene Championship Part 2 Round 10 : Vivian Arend (@VivianArend) vs Kacey Hammell (@KaceyHammell )